Bert Kreischer
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What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Improv is right next to a Gap, so I go into Gap, and I go, I need seven pairs of pajamas.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And the guy goes, do you want them wrapped?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I go, yeah, individually wrapped them.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So I get seven pairs of individual pajamas, and I'm like, my wife wants pajamas, my wife's got pajamas.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
She said what she wanted.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I fan them out like a deck of cards under the tree.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And I'm so excited.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Because I know what she wants.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And I'm going to kill it.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
All Christmas, I'm like, open my gift.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And she was like, I'll get to it.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I'm working with the girls.