Bert Kreischer
👤 Speaker
55421
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
My dad's next to me.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
He goes, you must have killed it this year, buddy.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So my dad's drinking eggnog and whiskey on Christmas morning.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So finally she gets to mine.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I've been talking about this present for an hour.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
The whole family gathers around to see what I got my wife.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I maybe built it up too much.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
She opens the first pair and just goes...
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
That's how she reacted to pajamas number one.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I can't imagine it's going to build, you know?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
My dad just goes, who the fuck buys someone pajamas?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And I'm like, oh, this is going to get bad.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
She opens the second pair and just goes, oh.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
My dad looks at the five unwrapped gifts, does the math, and I thought he was having a stroke.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
He goes, oh, you're a fucking idiot.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
He starts wheezing.