Bert Kreischer

By pajamas number five, I thought we were going to have to call an ambulance.

He's like, eee!

Eee!

Pajamas number six, the whole family's going, come on, pajamas!

Come on, pajamas!

Pajamas number seven, they are pissing themselves.

Not knowing that I also bought my mom and sister's pajamas also.

The hardest I've ever seen.

My dad, the other time my dad laughed the hardest was one year, right after I got written up in Rolling Stone magazine, I was, I went to Orlando.

I was going to move to New York and I was my last hangout with my girlfriend and

I'm at her family's house, and we have a big dinner, and we're in Orlando.

We go out, and that night I got pretty fucked up.

We drank a six-pack on the dock.

Me and her sister's boyfriend, I ate a joint.

I'm not sure.

I got locked in their pantry because it was a pocket door.

So, like, as I closed it, I couldn't find the doorknob.

And then I was like, well, if this is a good place to be locked in, there's a lot of food.

I get up in the middle of the night and I urinate on their dining room table.

Her dad sees me.