Bert Kreischer

The next guy was the Gerald Ford of emperors.

And then the third guy, Ronald Reagan, was like, dude, we got to let them forget about fucking Nero so I can carve my own path.

So he goes, yo, let's retrofit the Nero fiddled while Rome burned so that we can remember him as a piece of shit.

And that's what they were trying to do to George Bush.

No, I'm kidding.

But like, but that's what they did to Nero so that this guy could, because I listen, I listen to a lot of stuff.

But I barely take in- You seem like you took a lot in.

He sounds like Vladimir Putin.

So Nero, like.

You're talking to the guy that's on testosterone and weighs 325 pounds.

Yeah.

Keep going.

He fixes the illusion.

My wife and I were in the UK all of March last year.

And everyone's like, fucking hell, what's up with you and that fucking orange buffoon?

And I'm like, I said, you're asking me.

I said, I'm in Cornwall, England.

I said, you'll never meet anyone who's into that motherfucker because they don't have passports.

You know what's funny?

And I get that, you know, hey, I'm not a comic, but it's always, it was the first thing I ever did on stage was attempt some standup when I was 16.