Bert Kreischer

I mean, for me, the things that were tough were the things I just cannot do.

Numbers and fucking chemistry.

I mean, I'd be like, what?

I don't know what in the world you're talking about.

But it's funny.

I couldn't remember the table of elements, but I knew like...

As a kid, all the insignia that every paratrooper had in World War II or something, you know what I mean?

I was in like kindergarten at this place.

I went with Amy Carter when Jimmy Carter was governor.

She was there as well.

But they called my mom and one day they were like, you know, Chris is different than other kids.

My mom goes, what do you mean?

They're like, well, most of the kids can already like figure out the clock or tie their shoe and he can't do that.

and he doesn't know his ABCs.

And my mom goes, they said, but he does know a lot about Zulu warriors.

So for me, it's the same thing.

Like the learning, someone asked me a question today and I was like, I've never not been inspired by something.

You know what I mean?

Boredom was the best thing.

When everyone thought, go to your room, I'd be like, fuck yeah.