Bert Kreischer
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What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
When you get fat, your hair spreads out.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So you don't look as hairy.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And then when you lose weight, it gets hairier.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
No, Leanne, I shaved my chest.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Look, I'm from Florida, okay?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So I'm like part meathead.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So we used to trim up our chest to make it look nice and neat.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I still Caesar out my tits.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Yeah, it's the best thing.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Probably the best thing I ever learned from black men is about liners.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Because they do sharper edges, and they're a real thin razor with a longer blade.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And the ones I use are, I forget the name of the brand.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
but they're really great.