Bert Kreischer
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What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And so what I do is I get out of the shower, I comb my breast hair down.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And then you can see it.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I go up under here and then right to here.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And it looks like I have breasts.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
The worst is I did that to Thompson Girl one time.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
It's the hardest I've ever laughed in my life.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
It's our first day in Hawaii.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
We're down at the beach.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And I go, buddy, can I hook you up?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And he goes, what's that?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I said, I want to shave your back.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
But more importantly, what I'd like to do, I go, your underarm hair is connecting with your chest hair.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I go, if we can hollow that out.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Give you a distinct underarm so people think there's a pit there.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And not just an underarm fold.