Bert Kreischer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It's all shadow work.
It's all shadow work.
And I go, and then what I'm going to do is I'm going to hollow out your breast, and I'll line it so it looks like you have muscles.
And this is a very different Tom Segura.
Now, the Tom Segura you know and love right now, this is a different one.
This is fat Tom who always had hot sauce in his pocket.
Like, you'd go to dinner with him, and he'd pull out his own hot sauce.
And he was dumber then.
He was so much dumber.
And we go up to the room.
I shave his back clean.
I've been drinking pretty aggressively.
No, no, no, no, no.
By the way, you can find the footage.
You can find the footage.
It's the hardest I've ever laughed in my life.
So I trim out the underarm, and then I go up under, and I get the first breast.
All I get is one breast.