Bert Kreischer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Me and these guys are all smoking weed.
My sisters are with me.
It's a great group.
My sisters make me laugh so hard.
And we see Buffalo.
And someone goes, wow, there's Buffalo out here?
And someone goes, yeah, the owner for the Cubs brought them out.
And my sister goes, oh, for a scrimmage?
I laughed so hard.
You know when you visualize it and then all you can see is the owner of the Cubs in a seersucker shoot with a big cigar looks out to left field and his team is warming up and then he looks out and sees buffalo grazing and he looks at his assistant and he goes, I meant the fucking team.
And he's like, oh, I brought the real buffalo, sir.
And I couldn't stop laughing.
It's one of those laughs where you, as you visualize it, you keep laughing harder and harder.
The hardest my dad ever, I'm gonna do, this is a little bit of a bit, but this is the hardest my dad's ever laughed.
So my dad doesn't find me funny.
He does not find me funny.