Bert Kreischer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Like he doesn't get me.
So like I made him laugh.
We went, this is a good wrestling story and I'm gonna let you know that this will probably be in a special and it'll be a lot better.
But you're getting the skinny story.
We went to a Disney resort for a luau.
Long story short, my dad did not want to go to a Disney resort.
The alcohol was minimal.
And they said they had a special guest coming.
And I look around, I see Moana.
And so obviously as a wrestling fan, I go, it's the fucking rock.
And so I make so much noise going, they're going to bring out the rock.
And they're like, who's ready for a special guest?
And I'm like, I can smell my chocolate.
Shirts off, whipping around my head.
And they're like, put your hands together for Mickey Mouse.
And my dad's like, oh my God.
He's like, they think you're a Disney adult.
They think you were molested.
And my dad, the hardest I've ever seen him laugh.