Bert Kreischer
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Podcast Appearances
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I'm at her family's house, and we have a big dinner, and we're in Orlando.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
We go out, and that night I got pretty fucked up.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
We drank a six-pack on the dock.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Me and her sister's boyfriend, I ate a joint.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I got locked in their pantry because it was a pocket door.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So, like, as I closed it, I couldn't find the doorknob.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And then I was like, well, if this is a good place to be locked in, there's a lot of food.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I get up in the middle of the night and I urinate on their dining room table.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Her dad wakes up, sees me.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I then David Blaine the tablecloth lay on the table in the piss and I go back to sleep.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
He moves me to the bed.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
He gets me to the bed.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
He actually moves you to the bed?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I'm still hammered.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Puts me in my bed.