Bert Kreischer
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What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
She goes, he must have just spilled water.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I gave him a cup of water.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And he goes, I think I saw him pissing.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So I wake up the next morning.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Everyone's at breakfast.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And they're like, how did you sleep last night, Bert?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Oblivious to the fact that I've pissed on their dining room table.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Everyone leaves breakfast.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Mind you, I smell like urine.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I have not showered.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
She's like, did you piss on my family's dining room table?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
What are you talking about?