Bert Kreischer
👤 Speaker
56427
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
That's what I said.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
My dad said he saw you pissing on the dining room table.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And you know how when you kind of recollect a dream?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
That sounds familiar.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I had a dream about your dad last night.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Does your dad wear tighties, whiteys?
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
And she goes, he does.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I go, I think I piss on your table.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So I don't go skiing with them.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I don't go water skiing.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
This is before cell phones.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
So I stop halfway.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
There was this circus, circus.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
Circus World used to be outside Orlando.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I forget what it's called, but it's like a circus thing.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I stop right by there at a gas station.
What's Your Story? with Steph McMahon
Bert Kreischer
I call my mom and dad, and I go, hey, I'm coming home.