Bert Kreischer
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
She goes, I know.
That's what I said.
My dad said he saw you pissing on the dining room table.
And you know how when you kind of recollect a dream?
That sounds familiar.
I had a dream about your dad last night.
Does your dad wear tighties, whiteys?
And she goes, he does.
I go, I think I piss on your table.
So I don't go skiing with them.
I don't go water skiing.
This is before cell phones.
So I stop halfway.
There was this circus, circus.
Circus World used to be outside Orlando.
I forget what it's called, but it's like a circus thing.
I stop right by there at a gas station.
I call my mom and dad, and I go, hey, I'm coming home.