Bert Kreischer

Warm buttered bread.

Warm buttered bread.

And I would, and they're just sitting in the cart, just sitting crisscross applesauce in the cart.

I mean, those moments.

Or, like, my favorite moments, like, teaching my girls how to hit softballs was, like, they had beautiful swings.

They had beautiful swings.

Like, I'm very, like, I want them to have grandkids right away.

People are like, oh, like, they can't believe they outlawed abortion in Georgia.

I go, thank God.

I want a grandbaby.

Where did it go?

You know, Brian, I want to say this.

If you're listening, and I know there's this weird thing that's happening in society where people look at

When I was a kid, if I saw someone that had money, I kind of fantasized about money.

I thought it was cool.

And I know people get shamed for money, kill all the billionaires or whatever.

But I always want to say something.

Sometimes when I was growing up, I was in a rush to make money because I wanted the big house.

And the whole time I felt inadequate because my house was at 1,100 square feet.

And I wanted the big house for my girls.