Bert Kreischer

I got it.

And I just keep fucking around.

I'm not dealing with this fucking guy.

Fucking three minutes go by.

He goes, are you in the water boys?

What the fuck?

Are you the water boys?

I'm like, but this, I, this hasn't happened in a long time, but I, I, this has happened to me before.

I'll be at the airport.

Fucking,

six in the morning when they're fucking around there and a guy walked over to me like how's it going you know you're waiting and I'm like hey how's it going and he's like counting crows and I'm like no he goes you're not the singer of the counting crows I'm like no and then but I again personally I don't have to tell you who the fuck I am I'm just trying to get on the fucking plane like any other asshole

And then the guy will get an attitude.

Oh, really?

Okay.

That's how it's going to be?

Well, I'm not going to buy any of your records anymore.

I'm like, fine, fuck.

And then if he thinks I'm the accounting guard, I'm like, fuck you.

Me and Mr. Jones tell you to fuck yourself.

You know what I mean?