Bert Kreischer

I'm like, but this, I, this hasn't happened in a long time, but I, I, this has happened to me before.

I'll be at the airport.

Fucking,

six in the morning when they're fucking around there and a guy walked over to me like how's it going you know you're waiting and I'm like hey how's it going and he's like counting crows and I'm like no he goes you're not the singer of the counting crows I'm like no and then but I again personally I don't have to tell you who the fuck I am I'm just trying to get on the fucking plane like any other asshole

And then the guy will get an attitude.

Oh, really?

Okay.

That's how it's going to be?

Well, I'm not going to buy any of your records anymore.

I'm like, fine, fuck.

And then if he thinks I'm the accounting guard, I'm like, fuck you.

Me and Mr. Jones tell you to fuck yourself.

You know what I mean?

Me and Mr. Jones.

I make it worse for myself.

that that i know i keep it was just so funny and that i just think this george jones book was so funny he's at a bar in in florida with the the guy wrote the book the drummer and they had some girls with them but they went shopping and everything george jones is drunk all the time and he goes to the bar and some ladies recognize george jones and they ask for autographs it's 1980.

So there's like four girls and they're like, oh my God.

And they get their autographs.

And the guy goes, the bartender looks over.

And the guy, when you've been, you know, you know when people know or they don't know.