Bert Kreischer

Go grab it real quick.

If you guys want to make a hit episode, Gail's stoned as shit going, space is fucked up, Bert.

Hey, something's burning, something's burning, something's burning.

Permission to party world tours in full swing.

Avoid scalpers and go to BertBertBert.com to get your lowest price tickets.

I've been doing it.

long time i've been doing it i see i see potatoes are there that's a good sign yes i love potatoes uh you know it's so funny the one thing i missed when i went keto was potatoes i miss them the most out of all the all the foods wait when we talk music like when i say music what was what was your music that like you remember that spoke the hardest to you music what music i have

Okay, if you say, like this, I'm going to see if I have it, but if I play this...

I think of high school loneliness of like... Goodness, who's it gonna be?

No, you're so close.

If I hear, if I play this.

I don't.

Ladies.

I had a great time.

I'm sharing male emotions.

No, we're happy people.

This is when I wanted to fall in love more than anything in the world.

You ready?

God, the internet here is so good.

I really enjoy this internet.