Bert Kreischer

And so that's this story is this identity crisis that I had when I brought my girls into this new school and everyone was, and I was trying to fit in.

And when I try to fit in, I up so bad.

So bad.

I have zero idea.

I literally, I...

You know, I'm going through identity.

I'm always going through some sort of, I'm very introspective.

I'm in therapy and I'm trying to figure things out.

And one of the things that was hard for me, and I don't know if you felt this,

But when you got to the NFL and you get your first big check, and then you watch the way people spend money, and you're like, well, I guess I'm supposed to spend it like that.

And we all got rich at the same time, me and my friends.

And you know who my friends are.

And I watched them buy expensive cars and expensive watches and wear suits.

They all started wearing suits.

And then they'd invest in businesses.

I have a buddy right now who has a croissant shop.

He's a comedian.

He has a croissant shop in Austin, Texas.

He found a guy who makes croissants.

Moved him and his family to Austin to start a croissant shop.