Bert Kreischer

When I saw Richard Karn from Home Improvement doing a TV ad for the Pocket O's, I thought, this hose is incredible.

The way it grows from pocket size to full size in seconds, I was literally amazed.

It blew my mind.

And when you're done, it actually shrinks back to itself and coils down like magic.

No winding, no hassle.

Seeing it on TV is cool, but using it in real life, even better.

We have pollen season right now, and I ripped mine out today before I drove, and I hosed my car down real quick to get all the pollen off, and then it shrunk back up.

I'm telling you, I'm never going back to a different hose.

This hose is so lightweight and durable.

I love it.

I use it, and so should you.

For a limited time, my listeners get a free pocket pivot and their 10-pattern sprayer with the purchase of any...

Size copperhead hose.

Just text burning to 64,000.

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What's your ethnic background?

Just plain old black person, huh?