Bert Kreischer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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You'll be the first clients we see.
We have a packed schedule, but there's an emergency.
And then we'll get you out early.
We get her in.
They can't find a vein.
In a three-year-old, they can't put her under.
They're stabbing her left and right.
And now she's panicking.
They're like, listen, we didn't want to have to use the gas, but we're going to have to use the gas now.
But we need her breathing evenly.
If she holds her breath and brings a bunch in, like we need her to breathe evenly.
So we'd like, as the dad, for you to do it.
Take the mask.
And put it in our foot.
Okay, but I'm panicking.
I'm freaking out.
I go, Georgia, all we're going to do is breathe this sweet air.
We're going to take a nap, and you're going to be fine.
And she goes, literally a three-year-old looks at me and goes, what if I don't wake up?
I'm like, oh.