Bert Kreischer

speaker

59,830 appearances 124 recordings 18 series first heard Jun 2023 last heard 8 Sep

Bert Kreischer’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 42 in all, peaking in Jan 2026 with 9.

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Bertcast · Something’s Burning: Mt. Joy Showed Up to Watch Passion of the Christ | S7 E13 · 8 Sep 2026 podcast

I'm a little high. voice-verified

And I start crying. voice-verified

And my wife goes, Oh God, this isn't going good. voice-verified

Nikki's going, like, yeah, I wish he had vocal surgery. voice-verified

And I was like, hey, I drove my daughter from the hospital listening to. voice-verified

I'm the man that loves you. voice-verified

I'm the man that loves you, man. voice-verified

Like, I like and it just starts spilling into his lap and he just starts backing up like, okay, okay, should do you need a hug or something? voice-verified

And I go, Nikki's dad's got a big dick. voice-verified

Nikki's like, what the fuck? voice-verified

And Leanne steps in, and Leanne saves the day. voice-verified

And then we get a picture. voice-verified

And then quickly I realize I'm no longer invited into the green room. voice-verified

They're like, maybe you need to make it to your seats right now. voice-verified

Okay. voice-verified

And so I left and I was like, That was and then they cut to voice-verified

And I think I brought Shane Gillis to that show. voice-verified

Shane Gillis and Mark Norman, I brought to that show. voice-verified

And voice-verified

They cut to the picture of me on screen crying, listening to I'm the man that loves you, just sobbing, crying, and I hear Gillis go, he's fucking crying. voice-verified

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