Bert Kreischer

And I didn't know that people, I didn't understand that people would respond to it.

Yet, I just was like, people are going to like this.

I don't have any crazy exes.

I got made crazy a lot.

Being made crazy, there's nothing worse.

And they would make you think you did something wrong.

Like an old girlfriend.

The very last girl I dated before Leigh-Anne, I went to surprise her.

I flew from New York where I was doing stand-up to where she was living to surprise her.

No.

And I got there and I knocked on the door and she got really upset with me as if I violated her privacy.

And I went, what?

She's like, you can't just come down.

You need to let me know.

And I was like, and it blew me away that I was like, but wait, you're my girlfriend.

Like, I can, wait, why are you not excited to see me?

And then as you, like, as you apologize, you're like, I'm really, I didn't mean to, like, this is not in the intended, and I went back to my buddy Eddie's car, and my buddy Eddie was like, she was in the middle of putting on makeup.

Oh.

He was like, she was going somewhere.

You didn't do anything.