Something’s Burning: Breaking News with Gayle King + LeeAnn Kreischer | S7 E01

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What are Gayle and LeeAnn's favorite cigars?

Bert Kreischer 0:00
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Bert Kreischer 0:51
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LeeAnn Kreischer 1:37
I smoked weed four times. I threw up all four times and I was like, it's not for my body. I'm curious about it though. Are you?
Unknown 1:43
I'm going to try it before I die.
Bert Kreischer 1:44
Go grab it real quick. If you guys want to make a hit episode, Gail's stoned as shit going, space is fucked up, Bert. Hey, something's burning, something's burning, something's burning. Permission to party world tours in full swing. Avoid scalpers and go to BertBertBert.com to get your lowest price tickets.
LeeAnn Kreischer 2:11
How many years have you been doing this show?
Bert Kreischer 2:12
I've been doing it. long time i've been doing it i see i see potatoes are there that's a good sign yes i love potatoes uh you know it's so funny the one thing i missed when i went keto was potatoes i miss them the most out of all the all the foods wait when we talk music like when i say music what was what was your music that like you remember that spoke the hardest to you music what music i have
Unknown 2:42
I don't know. I love a good pop song that stays with you. Yeah? Yeah, I love a good country song. I love anything Jay-Z, anything.
Gayle King 2:55
Oh, he's so good.
Unknown 2:56
Yeah, I love anything Jay-Z. Bruce Springsteen, Dancing in the Dark.
Bert Kreischer 3:02
Okay, if you say, like this, I'm going to see if I have it, but if I play this... I think of high school loneliness of like... Goodness, who's it gonna be?
LeeAnn Kreischer 3:19
Who's it gonna be? High school loneliness. High school, The Cure?
Bert Kreischer 3:24
No, you're so close. If I hear, if I play this.
LeeAnn Kreischer 3:28
Do we want to think of high school loneliness?
Bert Kreischer 3:30
I don't.
LeeAnn Kreischer 3:31
I wasn't lonely in high school.
Bert Kreischer 3:33
Ladies. I had a great time. I'm sharing male emotions.
Unknown 3:37
We don't like where this is going, Bert.
Bert Kreischer 3:39
No, we're happy people. This is when I wanted to fall in love more than anything in the world. You ready?
Unknown 3:43
Okay.
LeeAnn Kreischer 3:44
I'm scared. Do you know what it is? No. I got close to the cure. Let's see what it is.
Unknown 3:48
Okay. You have a slight southern accent.
LeeAnn Kreischer 3:52
I'm from Georgia.
Unknown 3:53
Oh, okay. Like when you said, let's see what it is.
LeeAnn Kreischer 3:56
I know. It'll come out. Don't you worry. You'll hear it.
Bert Kreischer 3:59
God, the internet here is so good.
LeeAnn Kreischer 4:01
It's terrible. Let's see.
Bert Kreischer 4:03
I really enjoy this internet.
LeeAnn Kreischer 4:05
I know. I haven't lived in Georgia since 93, but I can't.
Unknown 4:08
You can't go wrong with the Earth, Wind, and Fire song.
LeeAnn Kreischer 4:10
I mean, you know. But that was when we were kids.
Yeah.
LeeAnn Kreischer 4:13
That's not high school lonely. Earth, Wind, Fire is the best. I saw them in Vegas. Oh, my gosh. Never sat down. Who? Who?
Bert Kreischer 4:20
Earth, Wind, Fire. Oh.
LeeAnn Kreischer 4:21
Never sat down.
Bert Kreischer 4:22
I'll just let it sit here.
LeeAnn Kreischer 4:23
When do we start taping? We already did.

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