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Something’s Burning: Breaking News with Gayle King + LeeAnn Kreischer | S7 E01

24 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What are Gayle and LeeAnn's favorite cigars?

0.031 - 25.583 Bert Kreischer

last week i got a box from cigars international and i was through the roof they had four of my favorite cigars one of them is the oliva series v and there's nothing better in my opinion than waking up going out with a cup of coffee and having a cigar at seven in the morning i feel like a man from the 70s i feel amazing and if you're looking to get cigars cigar international is the go-to retailer for all things cigars with the

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with fast free shipping and they're 100 satisfaction guarantee you can shop with confidence knowing that cigars international stands behind every order and let me tell you something it's not just about cigars cigars international also offers a wide variety and range of accessories humidors and more to elevate your smoking experience i got in the box i got from cigars international the most beautiful humidor that i set up in my bedroom

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so that I had cigars next to my bed so I could wake up, grab a cigar, get a cup of coffee, go to the back, and enjoy my day the way I deserve to enjoy my day. Use code BERT at checkout for 20% off your order of $50 or more plus free shipping or visit cigarsinternational.com slash BERT and the discount will automatically apply.

97.331 - 103.26 LeeAnn Kreischer

I smoked weed four times. I threw up all four times and I was like, it's not for my body. I'm curious about it though. Are you?

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I'm going to try it before I die.

104.482 - 125.958 Bert Kreischer

Go grab it real quick. If you guys want to make a hit episode, Gail's stoned as shit going, space is fucked up, Bert. Hey, something's burning, something's burning, something's burning. Permission to party world tours in full swing. Avoid scalpers and go to BertBertBert.com to get your lowest price tickets.

131.066 - 132.348 LeeAnn Kreischer

How many years have you been doing this show?

Chapter 2: What insights do they share about personal experiences with substances?

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I don't know, I don't think so.

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285.611 - 286.032 LeeAnn Kreischer

What was it?

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You didn't share what I said, the concert you have got to go to.

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289.357 - 291.421 LeeAnn Kreischer

No, he did not.

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Okay, yesterday, so last weekend, I went to go see the Backstreet Boys at the Sphere. Oh, were they amazing? Now, I'm not even gonna say I'm a Backstreet Boys girl. But there's something about them, Leanne, at the Sphere. He told me, oh, Leanne would love to go. Because when it did me, it was like crickets. Well, okay. Thanks, Gail. And I said, well, would Leanne like it?

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He said, Leanne would like it. Do you like the Backstreet Boys? Yeah. I know. I was like that. I was like, yeah, they're fine. But it was somebody's birthday party. But the way they do it at the Sphere, that's the thing.

321.846 - 323.288 Bert Kreischer

You forget how good they are.

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And they have so many hits, too. So many. You don't remember. They have so many hits.

327.794 - 332.842 Bert Kreischer

We were like that with you, too. I was like, I went to show you two at the Sphere, and I was like, I like you two, but whatever.

Chapter 3: What music influences do they discuss?

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Because the stuff they put on the screen, at one point it feels like your chair is going into the thing. It feels like the temperature's dropping when there's sun. I've never seen anything like it. It was crazy.

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The Sphere is the best concert venue I've ever been into in my life.

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I loved it.

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374.216 - 381.726 LeeAnn Kreischer

It's more than a concert, though. It's really an experience, the whole thing. We've seen you two, the dead, and the eagles there.

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I wanted to see the eagles, too. They were great. I don't think it was a bad thing. No. Are we going to eat today?

387.713 - 388.895 Bert Kreischer

We're going to eat.

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Do you have to chop up all those potatoes?

390.677 - 393.561 Bert Kreischer

No, no, no, no, no. I'm just trying to get these. I'm trying to get these.

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A little help in the kitchen.

Chapter 4: How does Gayle King describe her experience in space?

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Because I'd heard people say, oh, that trip was so good. No, I still have it. So, okay, so this is the crusting part.

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This is the crusting part. So I'm putting olive oil in here so that I can get it a little wet. I've just put garlic in. I'm going to put lemon zest in. Okay. And then I'll take the flounder. I'll take it on here. I'll put it and I'll crust it, throw it in the oven. It cooks so quick.

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966.67 - 973.64 LeeAnn Kreischer

Does he cook at home? He does. He does? I don't like to cook. Did you ever? No. No? I've never liked to cook.

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Did you cook? My children will have no fond memories of mom used to make.

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978.883 - 979.244 Bert Kreischer

Really?

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They were raised on SpaghettiOs. It's embarrassing. Fish sticks, tater tots. That stuff's good. They have course corrected, but if I had one regret, it would be I should have done better with nutrition.

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Oh.

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But they turned out okay.

995.048 - 1008.305 Bert Kreischer

Yeah, my mom, we were a straight McDonald's family. My mom would be like, let's just go get McDonald's. And we were kids, we were like, yeah. Yeah. And we must have had, I must have had McDonald's my entire childhood. I mean.

Chapter 5: What insights do Gayle and LeeAnn share about therapy?

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And they called the next day, very apologetic, dah, dah, dah. And I just never went back. Yeah, no. I had to find someone else, Leanne. Yeah. God, what was the problem? But I believe in therapy. I think therapy's, I believe in therapy.

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2949.601 - 2951.042 Bert Kreischer

Oh, Leanne wildly believes in therapy.

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I definitely believe in therapy. You do too, right? Oh, yeah, absolutely.

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2953.465 - 2957.169 Bert Kreischer

When I was in, when I was in, where's the Zulu?

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Have you been to therapy? No.

Chapter 6: How do Gayle and LeeAnn reflect on their personal relationships?

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Go ahead. Tell her your story about my therapy. Go ahead, Leanne. You're so good at telling stories. You know, she says, she goes, I'm going to become friends with Gail, and I think she's really putting the gas pedal down.

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I know, but when he came, I said, God, did you bring Leanne?

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2978.97 - 2982.394 LeeAnn Kreischer

Did he tell you I was so bummed? Yes. Did Leanne come with you?

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I was so bummed that you didn't come.

2984.396 - 2987.56 LeeAnn Kreischer

I was bummed I wasn't there, too. You look like you had a great time.

2987.68 - 2989.902 Bert Kreischer

Oh, it was the highlight of my press tour.

Chapter 7: What memorable experiences do they recount from their past?

2989.922 - 3003.477 Bert Kreischer

I did have a good time with her. It was when she sat down and said, I love the series. You were the very first person to say that to me. And I didn't know that people, I didn't understand that people would respond to it. Yet, I just was like, people are going to like this.

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3003.517 - 3007.161 LeeAnn Kreischer

We were a little worried. You know, some of it is a little over the top.

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Well, when I first started watching, I go, what the hell am I watching? Yeah, yeah. Because it's so opposite of, you know, the way the kids were talking, the way the parents were talking. What is the storyline?

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And then at the end of the first episode, I go, well, now I got to see what's going to happen. Then I'd watch another. Then I'd watch the whole thing. Yeah. Then all of a sudden, you find yourself getting choked up. I know. You find yourself getting choked up about the love that they have. They have.

Chapter 8: How do they discuss the impact of fame on personal relationships?

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For the children and how they're calling people out on their stuff. It's really smart and really, really well done. Aw, thank you. Thank you. But when I first started, I go, what is this?

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3040.855 - 3051.39 LeeAnn Kreischer

Yeah, what is this? We were not sure because, you know, some of it's a little raunchy. Yeah. Some of it's, you know. It is raunchy. It is. It's an adult family show, which is kind of counterintuitive.

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3052.011 - 3064.869 LeeAnn Kreischer

And so when you, he called me right after you left the dressing room. Yes. And he was like, she really liked it. And I thought, I said to him. I was blown away. That's amazing. That means maybe we skated right on the edge of too far.

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Only because we am, I am such a square person. I'm not saying they're clutching my pearls, but... Of course. But I really am a square. But you could see the heart of this show. That's the thing. You could see the heart of it. Well... And I was so touched by that.

3077.589 - 3097.917 LeeAnn Kreischer

That was the main... That's the way our family is. You know, there's a lot of fiction in that. But the four of us really do love each other and are a team and always have been. And to me, that was the most important thing that was conveyed, that we... at the heart of the story. I'm trying to save you some potatoes. Oh, don't worry about it.

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You can't eat all those potatoes.

3100.359 - 3101.441 LeeAnn Kreischer

They're very tasty.

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I love potatoes. But I like what you said about he approached therapy differently because I went with my ex to therapy and he would just not tell the truth. And I would say to the therapist, he's not telling the truth. This is not how this happened. And the therapist would go, well, Gail, That's your perception and your reality. Everybody's entitled to their own reality.

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