Bert Kreischer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
My buddy Eddie was like, you didn't do anything wrong.
She has plans tonight.
She doesn't want to see you.
He's like, this relationship's over.
Like, you don't know it yet, but it's over.
And I went, no way.
And then she tried to get back, like, hey...
It's just, you know, we live different lives.
I had friends, I'd play as a bunch of friends and you can't, and I was like, well, why couldn't I have gone out with you and your friends?
She's like, well, it's just, it was someone's birthday party.
It would be weird if you showed up.
And I was like, well, why couldn't you explain this to me then?
She's like, why don't I come to New York and we'll hang out?
And then I was like, no, I think I'm good.
And I, this is the most grown up I've ever been.
I unplugged my phone.
It was back when you had, we didn't have cell phones yet.
I unplugged my phone.
And before I did, I called my dad and I said, could you spot me $250?
I want to buy lumber to make a loft.