Bert Kreischer

Jodie Foster's army had that fucking truck.

The dopest artwork on those decks, they inspired so many kids to start drawing again because it kind of fell out.

And then all of a sudden, you'd go into a skateboard shop, you'd be like, oh, fuck, look at Lance Mountain's thing, you know?

What was the band?

Do you remember who sang?

Oh, was it the Circle Jerks?

Do you remember the Circle Jerks?

You're only two years older than me.

God, how can someone in South Carolina be cooler than me?

It's like, you know what I mean?

You weren't supposed to get art in South Carolina.

It wasn't supposed to show up to you.

Growing up in South Carolina, where are you from?

Yeah, you were supposed to be cool.

That's how it was supposed to be.

You actually look like what you're supposed to look like growing up.

You can still see the Long Island in him a little bit, can't you?

Yeah.

If we were going to ask one of us to make a fucking Italian sandwich, we're like, yo, Frank, can you go quick?

Well, that's the thing about... So, like, where in South Carolina are you from?