Big Jay Oakerson
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I wouldn't love it. I wouldn't love that at all.
I wouldn't love it. I wouldn't love that at all.
I wouldn't love it. I wouldn't love that at all.
I mean, we have bidets now, which is nice, so you're going to be clean when you get out of there.
I mean, we have bidets now, which is nice, so you're going to be clean when you get out of there.
I mean, we have bidets now, which is nice, so you're going to be clean when you get out of there.
We're in a high-level emergency right now.
We're in a high-level emergency right now.
We're in a high-level emergency right now.
Before I would go there at his place, unless he had like, hey, there's a super private one in a place that no one will know at all. I'd leave, probably try to find a Starbucks. If I really wanted to stay at the party, I'd leave and try to find a Starbucks. And if I couldn't find a Starbucks, I'm out. I wouldn't return to the party. Irish could buy the whole thing. And just go home and poop.
Before I would go there at his place, unless he had like, hey, there's a super private one in a place that no one will know at all. I'd leave, probably try to find a Starbucks. If I really wanted to stay at the party, I'd leave and try to find a Starbucks. And if I couldn't find a Starbucks, I'm out. I wouldn't return to the party. Irish could buy the whole thing. And just go home and poop.
Before I would go there at his place, unless he had like, hey, there's a super private one in a place that no one will know at all. I'd leave, probably try to find a Starbucks. If I really wanted to stay at the party, I'd leave and try to find a Starbucks. And if I couldn't find a Starbucks, I'm out. I wouldn't return to the party. Irish could buy the whole thing. And just go home and poop.
No, but as I say, who knows what time will bring with situations because I have learned, I'd say in the past year, when I get off the plane or get to the airport, I wake up always early enough before. If my car's picking me up at 4.30 to go to the airport, I wake up at 4 to definitely try to shit.
No, but as I say, who knows what time will bring with situations because I have learned, I'd say in the past year, when I get off the plane or get to the airport, I wake up always early enough before. If my car's picking me up at 4.30 to go to the airport, I wake up at 4 to definitely try to shit.
No, but as I say, who knows what time will bring with situations because I have learned, I'd say in the past year, when I get off the plane or get to the airport, I wake up always early enough before. If my car's picking me up at 4.30 to go to the airport, I wake up at 4 to definitely try to shit.
Okay. I'll give it a shot. Now, the problem with doing that sometimes is your body's not ready to shit. Sure. But you've now started the process somehow. System's engaged. And when you get to the airport or land on the other side, if your mind's on it, you might not be able to get away. So I've learned how to shit at the airport and just... I learned where to go. I've learned which ones to use.
Okay. I'll give it a shot. Now, the problem with doing that sometimes is your body's not ready to shit. Sure. But you've now started the process somehow. System's engaged. And when you get to the airport or land on the other side, if your mind's on it, you might not be able to get away. So I've learned how to shit at the airport and just... I learned where to go. I've learned which ones to use.