Big Jay Oakerson

Okay. I'll give it a shot. Now, the problem with doing that sometimes is your body's not ready to shit. Sure. But you've now started the process somehow. System's engaged. And when you get to the airport or land on the other side, if your mind's on it, you might not be able to get away. So I've learned how to shit at the airport and just... I learned where to go. I've learned which ones to use.

Delta Lounge is pretty solid. They have bathrooms that are just individual bathrooms. It's apparently for families. Yeah. And me. There's families and just me. Because I'll go in there and drop one for sure. I always have wipes in my bag ready to go. So... But at someone's party, no.

Delta Lounge is pretty solid. They have bathrooms that are just individual bathrooms. It's apparently for families. Yeah. And me. There's families and just me. Because I'll go in there and drop one for sure. I always have wipes in my bag ready to go. So... But at someone's party, no.

Delta Lounge is pretty solid. They have bathrooms that are just individual bathrooms. It's apparently for families. Yeah. And me. There's families and just me. Because I'll go in there and drop one for sure. I always have wipes in my bag ready to go. So... But at someone's party, no.

My worst time I had to leave and come back that was horrible was Eagles Super Bowl against the Patriots 2017, right? Mm-hmm. Where were you? We watched it at the Cellar. Okay. Me versus Bobby Kelly, basically. We had like two factions of people sitting there watching it. That is a tough bathroom. It was, well, I didn't go.

My worst time I had to leave and come back that was horrible was Eagles Super Bowl against the Patriots 2017, right? Mm-hmm. Where were you? We watched it at the Cellar. Okay. Me versus Bobby Kelly, basically. We had like two factions of people sitting there watching it. That is a tough bathroom. It was, well, I didn't go.

My worst time I had to leave and come back that was horrible was Eagles Super Bowl against the Patriots 2017, right? Mm-hmm. Where were you? We watched it at the Cellar. Okay. Me versus Bobby Kelly, basically. We had like two factions of people sitting there watching it. That is a tough bathroom. It was, well, I didn't go.

I went to the VU.

I went to the VU.

I went to the VU.

I had to go so bad at halftime that I still, to this day, have never seen, was it Justin Timberlake? Yeah. Halftime show? Never saw it. Because as soon as that thing went, I was like, I don't think I'm going to make it. We were eating, we brought in cheesesteaks, and Bobby brought a six-foot hoagie, and there were cellar wings, and the perfect storm was happening.

I had to go so bad at halftime that I still, to this day, have never seen, was it Justin Timberlake? Yeah. Halftime show? Never saw it. Because as soon as that thing went, I was like, I don't think I'm going to make it. We were eating, we brought in cheesesteaks, and Bobby brought a six-foot hoagie, and there were cellar wings, and the perfect storm was happening.

I had to go so bad at halftime that I still, to this day, have never seen, was it Justin Timberlake? Yeah. Halftime show? Never saw it. Because as soon as that thing went, I was like, I don't think I'm going to make it. We were eating, we brought in cheesesteaks, and Bobby brought a six-foot hoagie, and there were cellar wings, and the perfect storm was happening.

inside of me and I went over and I had to go to the the VU and I went downstairs where the attendant guy was and uh tell you what came back a few on a million bucks though but never uh not emotionally a million bucks because I wear that the rest of the day where I'm like I feel everyone knows I just took a big shit

inside of me and I went over and I had to go to the the VU and I went downstairs where the attendant guy was and uh tell you what came back a few on a million bucks though but never uh not emotionally a million bucks because I wear that the rest of the day where I'm like I feel everyone knows I just took a big shit

inside of me and I went over and I had to go to the the VU and I went downstairs where the attendant guy was and uh tell you what came back a few on a million bucks though but never uh not emotionally a million bucks because I wear that the rest of the day where I'm like I feel everyone knows I just took a big shit

And even if they don't, I'm like, they know because... In my mind, I'm always like, I wipe as good as you can wipe. We've talked about that before. Problematic wiping.

And even if they don't, I'm like, they know because... In my mind, I'm always like, I wipe as good as you can wipe. We've talked about that before. Problematic wiping.

And even if they don't, I'm like, they know because... In my mind, I'm always like, I wipe as good as you can wipe. We've talked about that before. Problematic wiping.

They see it, they smell it. As soon as I leave, though, exactly. As soon as I walk out of there, even if I've cleaned... Two knuckles deep of white toilet paper up my asshole. I go, there's something on my cheeks. Somehow it got on my cheeks or something. I didn't wipe my cheeks, and maybe it's on my cheeks.