Big Jay Oakerson

They see it, they smell it. As soon as I leave, though, exactly. As soon as I walk out of there, even if I've cleaned... Two knuckles deep of white toilet paper up my asshole. I go, there's something on my cheeks. Somehow it got on my cheeks or something. I didn't wipe my cheeks, and maybe it's on my cheeks.

They see it, they smell it. As soon as I leave, though, exactly. As soon as I walk out of there, even if I've cleaned... Two knuckles deep of white toilet paper up my asshole. I go, there's something on my cheeks. Somehow it got on my cheeks or something. I didn't wipe my cheeks, and maybe it's on my cheeks.

And then the next time, and then I start phantom smelling shit and start going like, and I start asking, you guys smell that? And they'll be like, no. I go, yeah, I don't know. I must be crazy or something. I just test in the waters to see if it's me. It's poop paranoia. Poop paranoia.

And then the next time, and then I start phantom smelling shit and start going like, and I start asking, you guys smell that? And they'll be like, no. I go, yeah, I don't know. I must be crazy or something. I just test in the waters to see if it's me. It's poop paranoia. Poop paranoia.

And then the next time, and then I start phantom smelling shit and start going like, and I start asking, you guys smell that? And they'll be like, no. I go, yeah, I don't know. I must be crazy or something. I just test in the waters to see if it's me. It's poop paranoia. Poop paranoia.

I have so many loose poop friends. I'm over that thing at this point. Yeah, Josh Edemeyer, Dan Soder. These are guys who will just drop anywhere and take a shit. Hey, I have to go in this room right next to you and take a shit.

I have so many loose poop friends. I'm over that thing at this point. Yeah, Josh Edemeyer, Dan Soder. These are guys who will just drop anywhere and take a shit. Hey, I have to go in this room right next to you and take a shit.

I have so many loose poop friends. I'm over that thing at this point. Yeah, Josh Edemeyer, Dan Soder. These are guys who will just drop anywhere and take a shit. Hey, I have to go in this room right next to you and take a shit.

I appreciate the... You're not going to let a... I've had having to take a shit ruin a night for me. Or a day. You don't want to get in your way like that. I appreciate that. I got a shit. Will you get up in a restaurant and be like, I'll be back? Yeah.

I appreciate the... You're not going to let a... I've had having to take a shit ruin a night for me. Or a day. You don't want to get in your way like that. I appreciate that. I got a shit. Will you get up in a restaurant and be like, I'll be back? Yeah.

I appreciate the... You're not going to let a... I've had having to take a shit ruin a night for me. Or a day. You don't want to get in your way like that. I appreciate that. I got a shit. Will you get up in a restaurant and be like, I'll be back? Yeah.

If you have moderate to severe bathrooms... Oh, oh, oh, he dumped one. In a restaurant. Also, if I have to take a shit in a restaurant, I've mistimed my day.

If you have moderate to severe bathrooms... Oh, oh, oh, he dumped one. In a restaurant. Also, if I have to take a shit in a restaurant, I've mistimed my day.

If you have moderate to severe bathrooms... Oh, oh, oh, he dumped one. In a restaurant. Also, if I have to take a shit in a restaurant, I've mistimed my day.

I've never had to do that mid-meal. It's not even that. I assume before I go out to eat, I've already aggressively tried to empty my body so I can eat. Okay. Do you know what I mean? Like, I want to eat, so I try to, like, if I go in there feeling at all like I'm full or have to take a dump, I'm not going to want to eat. I've never been at a Dually. Don't waste the money on these crab legs.

I've never had to do that mid-meal. It's not even that. I assume before I go out to eat, I've already aggressively tried to empty my body so I can eat. Okay. Do you know what I mean? Like, I want to eat, so I try to, like, if I go in there feeling at all like I'm full or have to take a dump, I'm not going to want to eat. I've never been at a Dually. Don't waste the money on these crab legs.

I've never had to do that mid-meal. It's not even that. I assume before I go out to eat, I've already aggressively tried to empty my body so I can eat. Okay. Do you know what I mean? Like, I want to eat, so I try to, like, if I go in there feeling at all like I'm full or have to take a dump, I'm not going to want to eat. I've never been at a Dually. Don't waste the money on these crab legs.

It's a doing pianos place.

It's a doing pianos place.

It's a doing pianos place.