Big Jay Oakerson

Because I'm walking away from that like, hey, I didn't even get touched. And I got sweet, beautiful justice, you know, the way I'm always searching for. And she was like, no, what if you killed him? And I'm like, yeah, there is a point there for sure.

Because I'm walking away from that like, hey, I didn't even get touched. And I got sweet, beautiful justice, you know, the way I'm always searching for. And she was like, no, what if you killed him? And I'm like, yeah, there is a point there for sure.

Because I'm walking away from that like, hey, I didn't even get touched. And I got sweet, beautiful justice, you know, the way I'm always searching for. And she was like, no, what if you killed him? And I'm like, yeah, there is a point there for sure.

What if you kill somebody?

What if you kill somebody?

What if you kill somebody?

Happens. Yeah, but didn't Harry Houdini get killed from a gut shot? Something like that. Yeah, like a punch to the stomach. He died days later. Yeah. It was like an organ busted. You never think about that. You want to give everything you got to a face punch, and then you're like, boy, I sure hope I don't blind him forever. These are all things that could happen.

Happens. Yeah, but didn't Harry Houdini get killed from a gut shot? Something like that. Yeah, like a punch to the stomach. He died days later. Yeah. It was like an organ busted. You never think about that. You want to give everything you got to a face punch, and then you're like, boy, I sure hope I don't blind him forever. These are all things that could happen.

Happens. Yeah, but didn't Harry Houdini get killed from a gut shot? Something like that. Yeah, like a punch to the stomach. He died days later. Yeah. It was like an organ busted. You never think about that. You want to give everything you got to a face punch, and then you're like, boy, I sure hope I don't blind him forever. These are all things that could happen.

Let's wrap this bitch up. Can I plug? Yeah, please do. My first half of Double Crowd Work special. Let's go. Them is currently out. Second half, they. It's coming up 420. All done at the Denver Comedy Works. So thank you. We're almost at a million.

Let's wrap this bitch up. Can I plug? Yeah, please do. My first half of Double Crowd Work special. Let's go. Them is currently out. Second half, they. It's coming up 420. All done at the Denver Comedy Works. So thank you. We're almost at a million.

Let's wrap this bitch up. Can I plug? Yeah, please do. My first half of Double Crowd Work special. Let's go. Them is currently out. Second half, they. It's coming up 420. All done at the Denver Comedy Works. So thank you. We're almost at a million.

That club is so great. It's so good. Well, you guys do the same thing. Everyone's facing forward. Yep. And yonder bags.

That club is so great. It's so good. Well, you guys do the same thing. Everyone's facing forward. Yep. And yonder bags.

That club is so great. It's so good. Well, you guys do the same thing. Everyone's facing forward. Yep. And yonder bags.

What, the bidet? I haven't tried one yet, but I have. You haven't tried it yet? I haven't tried one yet, but I have. I can't use... Rogan's studio has them. They have the heated toilet seats and shit. Yeah, the ones I got have that. But I've never used it and I'm still nervous because the place I got, I can't use wipes. You can't put them in the septic tank. So like, I got bidets, but...

What, the bidet? I haven't tried one yet, but I have. You haven't tried it yet? I haven't tried one yet, but I have. I can't use... Rogan's studio has them. They have the heated toilet seats and shit. Yeah, the ones I got have that. But I've never used it and I'm still nervous because the place I got, I can't use wipes. You can't put them in the septic tank. So like, I got bidets, but...

Still nervous. Why? Everyone says it's great.

Still nervous. Why? Everyone says it's great.

I haven't moved in yet. Never used one ever now. Damn, that's crazy. But also the places they tell me they have. They had Gas Digital at them. I know. That was the first place I ever used them. When people say that, that's always the funniest thing to me. They go, dude, they have it at Gas Digital. You haven't used it at Gas Digital? No, I've never shit right next to the studio at Gas Digital.