Big Jay Oakerson

I haven't moved in yet. Never used one ever now. Damn, that's crazy. But also the places they tell me they have. They had Gas Digital at them. I know. That was the first place I ever used them. When people say that, that's always the funniest thing to me. They go, dude, they have it at Gas Digital. You haven't used it at Gas Digital? No, I've never shit right next to the studio at Gas Digital.

It's a nice treat. Bobby Kelly described it. He goes, you're waiting for which I understand what he's saying. You're lining it up with the remote control until you hear like to go from like when your asshole starts accepting it. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty nice. Listen, I'm excited to try it. I just I don't I still don't fully get it. It's just water.

It's a nice treat. Bobby Kelly described it. He goes, you're waiting for which I understand what he's saying. You're lining it up with the remote control until you hear like to go from like when your asshole starts accepting it. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty nice. Listen, I'm excited to try it. I just I don't I still don't fully get it. It's just water.

I see the concept, but how could it be strong enough that you're really getting that clean? Oh, it's hitting you, bro. It's strong, bro. Dude, if you moved, it would go like seven feet in the air. Really? Yeah, I think it fucking launches in your ass.

I see the concept, but how could it be strong enough that you're really getting that clean? Oh, it's hitting you, bro. It's strong, bro. Dude, if you moved, it would go like seven feet in the air. Really? Yeah, I think it fucking launches in your ass.

My bad. I'd say 25, 50.

My bad. I'd say 25, 50.

i don't know if i would choose cold water to go up there if there's a hot a warm water option you're gonna want warm bro you're gonna end up everyone ends up warm anyone goes warm i don't know why that's making me cry it's very funny i think on the yeah i'm still a wipes guy on the road i just can't believe that most of the time just paper for you just raw dog yeah

i don't know if i would choose cold water to go up there if there's a hot a warm water option you're gonna want warm bro you're gonna end up everyone ends up warm anyone goes warm i don't know why that's making me cry it's very funny i think on the yeah i'm still a wipes guy on the road i just can't believe that most of the time just paper for you just raw dog yeah

I did that for a very long time until enough people were just like, what are you doing? Why are you just smearing peanut butter around your ass? They tell you it'll fuck your shit up. But only if you have, well, here's a couple things going on. There was no signs here when you moved in? No. That said don't put wipes in the toilet? Fire away, dude.

I did that for a very long time until enough people were just like, what are you doing? Why are you just smearing peanut butter around your ass? They tell you it'll fuck your shit up. But only if you have, well, here's a couple things going on. There was no signs here when you moved in? No. That said don't put wipes in the toilet? Fire away, dude.

wow so i'll get i get like once a month old and then lamar had a pack in the back he was plowing through is your lady not a good uh house organizer in a sense like one thing not one bit one thing about christine i gotta give her always is you just go running low on wipes and then like an amazon thing of 20 packs of wipes show up awesome

wow so i'll get i get like once a month old and then lamar had a pack in the back he was plowing through is your lady not a good uh house organizer in a sense like one thing not one bit one thing about christine i gotta give her always is you just go running low on wipes and then like an amazon thing of 20 packs of wipes show up awesome

That is a Gardini guarantee. You know, it's a fun thing. I've written several things. I don't do it in years, which is why it's still sort of fun because it's from so long ago. But my phone notes when I had intentions of like, this is a funny concept. I got it. And whatever the keywords you write, you see a thing, it's like... Yeah, it's a gay pizza.

That is a Gardini guarantee. You know, it's a fun thing. I've written several things. I don't do it in years, which is why it's still sort of fun because it's from so long ago. But my phone notes when I had intentions of like, this is a funny concept. I got it. And whatever the keywords you write, you see a thing, it's like... Yeah, it's a gay pizza.

What the fuck does that even mean? I thought those keywords would drive me to like when I got back home, like, all right, now what was my thing with gay pizza?

What the fuck does that even mean? I thought those keywords would drive me to like when I got back home, like, all right, now what was my thing with gay pizza?

Gay pizza. Yeah, shit. It sounds as bad as when somebody walks up to you and does like the, you know, if someone else was gay pizza, can you do something with that? I got a premise for you.

Gay pizza. Yeah, shit. It sounds as bad as when somebody walks up to you and does like the, you know, if someone else was gay pizza, can you do something with that? I got a premise for you.

rape comma sometimes fun question mark oh 3 30 in the morning on a wednesday yeah good work good was i 2019 shane good job but yeah they're never fucking there's never something where i feel like i could go back and go oh yeah let me expound upon that never once