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Big Jay Oakerson

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
7779 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

You have to sort that out so much before you raise your hand.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos definitely on this date.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

We're going to go to Turks and Caicos definitely on this date.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

Oh, they got to do everything before they die.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

Oh, they got to do everything before they die.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

To the trophy wives and like. Yeah.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

To the trophy wives and like. Yeah.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

Bringing your wife makes sense. Bringing your girlfriend. But the stuff people bring escorts to, when escorts are doing the actual job they say they're doing, when you heard about escorts, it's like, well, you're paying me.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

Bringing your wife makes sense. Bringing your girlfriend. But the stuff people bring escorts to, when escorts are doing the actual job they say they're doing, when you heard about escorts, it's like, well, you're paying me.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

for my time whatever happens like it's like we can go to dinners you're like yeah i used to drive them and i'll tell you what they weren't going to any galas they were going in the front of a house i thought was abandoned to get fucked by a guy whose arm is always broke or has polio you should drive hookers oh yeah yeah that was what does that make you in the pimp hierarchy where you're like uh you're a wheel man

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

for my time whatever happens like it's like we can go to dinners you're like yeah i used to drive them and i'll tell you what they weren't going to any galas they were going in the front of a house i thought was abandoned to get fucked by a guy whose arm is always broke or has polio you should drive hookers oh yeah yeah that was what does that make you in the pimp hierarchy where you're like uh you're a wheel man

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

protecting them in uh like the strippers more they were all like strippers and prostitutes for the most part but the strippers was a scarier job because you have to go in and like make sure everything's like kind of okay oh you did like the bachelor party guy who like went in and like counted the money Yeah, yeah, yeah. The prostitutes were easy. You just drive up, out front, and they go in.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

protecting them in uh like the strippers more they were all like strippers and prostitutes for the most part but the strippers was a scarier job because you have to go in and like make sure everything's like kind of okay oh you did like the bachelor party guy who like went in and like counted the money Yeah, yeah, yeah. The prostitutes were easy. You just drive up, out front, and they go in.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

And they'll be like, if all goes great, I'll be out. It's supposed to be there for like an hour. They're like, I should be out in 15 minutes. And they usually would. But the one time I drove someone outside of Pennsylvania. It was outside of Philly. I drove a girl one time. We picked her up. It's also the thing you get to see. This guy's definitely not going to be happy.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

And they'll be like, if all goes great, I'll be out. It's supposed to be there for like an hour. They're like, I should be out in 15 minutes. And they usually would. But the one time I drove someone outside of Pennsylvania. It was outside of Philly. I drove a girl one time. We picked her up. It's also the thing you get to see. This guy's definitely not going to be happy.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

When you're driving someone out, I picked him up, and I was like... Unless this guy, there's no way this guy picked her. This is like before like internet was everything. So you weren't, you were going on like a yellow pages call or like, I guess like the back.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

When you're driving someone out, I picked him up, and I was like... Unless this guy, there's no way this guy picked her. This is like before like internet was everything. So you weren't, you were going on like a yellow pages call or like, I guess like the back.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

That would be sex traffic. Sex traffic. But we... I drove this girl. I knew she was like... I'm like, this guy is not going to like her. She was like, we drove to this nice neighborhood and this girl was like gothed out. Like big, heavyset chick. Real milky skin. It was just a look that I'm certain the guy who lives here was not going for. And she goes...

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

That would be sex traffic. Sex traffic. But we... I drove this girl. I knew she was like... I'm like, this guy is not going to like her. She was like, we drove to this nice neighborhood and this girl was like gothed out. Like big, heavyset chick. Real milky skin. It was just a look that I'm certain the guy who lives here was not going for. And she goes...

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
Ep 549 - White Elmo (feat. Big Jay Oakerson)

Give me a little smidge. Well, the first girl I ever drove... Well, I'll go back to that in a second. But this girl, she went inside the... She went to the guy's house. And I'm just waiting in the car. And then she comes back like three minutes later. What? And she goes... He said that I'm not what he was expecting. And he sent me... I was like, I saw coming. And she goes...