Big Jay Oakerson

Yeah, no head on. And then I went downstairs, and I gave the guy the CD to put in for the Hokey Pokey songs or whatever. And the guy goes... Just dance to what's on, which I do recall was Dr. Dre's 2001 chronic. Damn. So I just like hokey pokey dance to that for two kids in high chairs for like a half hour or so. And then the guys were just doing their thing and kind of not paying attention to me.

And then I was like... I was like, oh, man, he goes, kids are adorable. Like, thanks so much. You know, sorry about the miscommunication earlier. I go, I'm going to go upstairs and change back into my clothes and get out of here. And he was like, no, man, just get out of my house. I thought it was like being playful for us. I was like, yeah, I know.

And then I was like... I was like, oh, man, he goes, kids are adorable. Like, thanks so much. You know, sorry about the miscommunication earlier. I go, I'm going to go upstairs and change back into my clothes and get out of here. And he was like, no, man, just get out of my house. I thought it was like being playful for us. I was like, yeah, I know.

Because the thing before he was like, man, I'm done. Just get the fuck out. And I was like, well, I got to go change. And he was like, not here. And so then not thinking, I took the head off. to be like, yo, man, come on. Not like to start shit with him, just almost to plead like, buddy, come on, let me check. And then the kids started fucking screaming.

Because the thing before he was like, man, I'm done. Just get the fuck out. And I was like, well, I got to go change. And he was like, not here. And so then not thinking, I took the head off. to be like, yo, man, come on. Not like to start shit with him, just almost to plead like, buddy, come on, let me check. And then the kids started fucking screaming.

They just saw Winnie the Pooh remove his skull. And then they physically pushed me out of the house, and I ran to my mom's. I ran to my mom's and I drove a stick shift home with Winnie the Pooh hands on.

They just saw Winnie the Pooh remove his skull. And then they physically pushed me out of the house, and I ran to my mom's. I ran to my mom's and I drove a stick shift home with Winnie the Pooh hands on.

You know, I had the bag. They were in the bag and stuff. But it's my trash bag of my clothes instead of Winnie the Pooh. But that was a hilariously far more scary job.

You know, I had the bag. They were in the bag and stuff. But it's my trash bag of my clothes instead of Winnie the Pooh. But that was a hilariously far more scary job.

Because most of the time the strippers were just... There was only one stripper I drove that was like...

Because most of the time the strippers were just... There was only one stripper I drove that was like...

genuinely putting herself through med school like the actual story that you always hear like she was really doing it which was made her not a good stripper because that was what she was the girl that every time they were like uh this guy's touching my tit i'm like you have it in his mouth yeah you're like she's like go fight this guy he's doing this like please you have to let him touch your butt i think you could have been like you have a bright future ahead of you i don't want to ruin your medical school but the first girl i ever drove

genuinely putting herself through med school like the actual story that you always hear like she was really doing it which was made her not a good stripper because that was what she was the girl that every time they were like uh this guy's touching my tit i'm like you have it in his mouth yeah you're like she's like go fight this guy he's doing this like please you have to let him touch your butt i think you could have been like you have a bright future ahead of you i don't want to ruin your medical school but the first girl i ever drove

In that, I don't remember, I think her real name, her fake name or real name was Candace. Whatever it was, I drove her. She was really cute, and we went to a party, a bachelor party, and she was like, they're sawing now? That's crazy. Are they sawing pipes? Yeah, you want to pause for a minute?

In that, I don't remember, I think her real name, her fake name or real name was Candace. Whatever it was, I drove her. She was really cute, and we went to a party, a bachelor party, and she was like, they're sawing now? That's crazy. Are they sawing pipes? Yeah, you want to pause for a minute?

Seriously, that is the best underwear or something.

Seriously, that is the best underwear or something.

Yo, this Kratom probably isn't addictive.

Yo, this Kratom probably isn't addictive.

It's like, yeah, it's cool.