Big Jay Oakerson

So I was going to be as Winnie the Pooh to a kid's party, North Philly, and I get in there, and then the guy goes, as soon as I get there, the guy goes, as soon as I get in there, he goes, yo, where's the presents and balloons? And I was like... Which I thought was even a weird thing that someone would ever believe that's going to happen.

I'm like, you want to just bring random presents for your child? I don't even know if he's a boy or a girl or what. And he's like, well, I was told you bring presents and balloons. So I was like, well, I'm sorry. I'll go, let me call the company. And I called the guy and the guy was like, yeah, I just said, you're there already.

I'm like, you want to just bring random presents for your child? I don't even know if he's a boy or a girl or what. And he's like, well, I was told you bring presents and balloons. So I was like, well, I'm sorry. I'll go, let me call the company. And I called the guy and the guy was like, yeah, I just said, you're there already.

Like they're going to, he was like, yeah, no, he told him that's a bullshit. And he goes, put him on the phone. And now like, I didn't know this was the scam, but now we'll take a couple bucks off, but you're already there. And I was like, okay.

Like they're going to, he was like, yeah, no, he told him that's a bullshit. And he goes, put him on the phone. And now like, I didn't know this was the scam, but now we'll take a couple bucks off, but you're already there. And I was like, okay.

I know. He said Winnie the Pooh is going to bring presents. I was like, what? Damn. So the guy was like, he gets him on the phone. He's like, all right. And I go into his house. And it was like the, do you remember the party in Menace to Society where Kane beat the guy who was talking shit about Jada Pinkett? No. Not really. It was like that party. Okay. That still gives me a good idea.

I know. He said Winnie the Pooh is going to bring presents. I was like, what? Damn. So the guy was like, he gets him on the phone. He's like, all right. And I go into his house. And it was like the, do you remember the party in Menace to Society where Kane beat the guy who was talking shit about Jada Pinkett? No. Not really. It was like that party. Okay. That still gives me a good idea.

Multiple dice games going on. Two babies in height chairs eating Cheerios. The only children at this party. And it's one of those kids' birthday. So when I go in, the guy was like, I was like, where can I change? And he goes, go upstairs. Is it bad? No, fuck it. He was like, go upstairs and change in the bedroom. So I went up to the bedroom and closed the door.

Multiple dice games going on. Two babies in height chairs eating Cheerios. The only children at this party. And it's one of those kids' birthday. So when I go in, the guy was like, I was like, where can I change? And he goes, go upstairs. Is it bad? No, fuck it. He was like, go upstairs and change in the bedroom. So I went up to the bedroom and closed the door.

And it was fucking... Sorry, my plumbers, they're just drummers.

And it was fucking... Sorry, my plumbers, they're just drummers.

Yeah.

Yeah.

They're getting rid of the Dukes, dude.

They're getting rid of the Dukes, dude.

No, it's all right. So you're up in the bedroom. I go up in this bedroom, I close the door, and the guy's like, don't close that door, motherfucker. And I was like, I already did. And he was like, the door, when you close it, it won't open. Oh, no. So now I have to wait for them to take the door off the hinges. It was funny. The door, it literally fell. It was like an old Philly shitty house.

No, it's all right. So you're up in the bedroom. I go up in this bedroom, I close the door, and the guy's like, don't close that door, motherfucker. And I was like, I already did. And he was like, the door, when you close it, it won't open. Oh, no. So now I have to wait for them to take the door off the hinges. It was funny. The door, it literally fell. It was like an old Philly shitty house.

It was this heavy-ass door. They take out the hinges, and it goes, and it hits the bed, and the dust comes up. And I'm literally standing there holding a Winnie the Pooh. It's like the right stuff. I'm holding an astronaut's helmet. I'm like, let's go make history.

It was this heavy-ass door. They take out the hinges, and it goes, and it hits the bed, and the dust comes up. And I'm literally standing there holding a Winnie the Pooh. It's like the right stuff. I'm holding an astronaut's helmet. I'm like, let's go make history.

Yeah, no head on. And then I went downstairs, and I gave the guy the CD to put in for the Hokey Pokey songs or whatever. And the guy goes... Just dance to what's on, which I do recall was Dr. Dre's 2001 chronic. Damn. So I just like hokey pokey dance to that for two kids in high chairs for like a half hour or so. And then the guys were just doing their thing and kind of not paying attention to me.