Big Jay Oakerson

And I'm like... And I just think you should know. She's like, cool, thanks. I was like, bye. She shoved him off her pussy. She's like, see you later. I go, so if I could just... You should have brought a $5 bill. Yeah, yeah. Instead of flowers, you should have been like... If I could just have one moment of your time with this $5 bill. So... Damn. Skip ahead, I started doing comedy.

I was doing comedy already, but I... You know, that's like a job I would do like kind of infrequently, but... Yeah. When I needed money, I would take it. And so it just... You can just call... in the Yellow Pages, any of those places at the time and be like, hey, do you need a driver? I've done it before. They'll be like, sure. Most of them will be like, sure. Can you start tonight?

I was doing comedy already, but I... You know, that's like a job I would do like kind of infrequently, but... Yeah. When I needed money, I would take it. And so it just... You can just call... in the Yellow Pages, any of those places at the time and be like, hey, do you need a driver? I've done it before. They'll be like, sure. Most of them will be like, sure. Can you start tonight?

So this guy, I called some guy on the phone. I was like, hey, you looking for drivers? I have experience. He goes, yeah. He goes, the way he does it is you hang out at his house, this guy's apartment, and wait for jobs to come in. We're also there with you. So I go to this guy's apartment not far from where my mom lives. Yeah. It was just a couch, a TV, and bodybuilding trophies everywhere.

So this guy, I called some guy on the phone. I was like, hey, you looking for drivers? I have experience. He goes, yeah. He goes, the way he does it is you hang out at his house, this guy's apartment, and wait for jobs to come in. We're also there with you. So I go to this guy's apartment not far from where my mom lives. Yeah. It was just a couch, a TV, and bodybuilding trophies everywhere.

The guy was just like a totally huge jack guy. Nice enough guy. And he goes, all right, so you got a gig. You're taking these two girls. One's this Asian girl. One's my cousin. Okay, so the Asian girl shows up. She's nice enough.

The guy was just like a totally huge jack guy. Nice enough guy. And he goes, all right, so you got a gig. You're taking these two girls. One's this Asian girl. One's my cousin. Okay, so the Asian girl shows up. She's nice enough.

The cousin comes. It's the fucking girl. The first girl I ever drove was his cousin. What? She now, by the way, this girl who was like so hot, we take her to this, or I take her to this party. She's brain belly. Everyone, not brain belly. Everyone's like into this Asian girl. She's very pretty. And then this girl, they're like, you hear the guys making jokes about her.

The cousin comes. It's the fucking girl. The first girl I ever drove was his cousin. What? She now, by the way, this girl who was like so hot, we take her to this, or I take her to this party. She's brain belly. Everyone, not brain belly. Everyone's like into this Asian girl. She's very pretty. And then this girl, they're like, you hear the guys making jokes about her.

She was all pale now, and her asshole was brown and dark.

She was all pale now, and her asshole was brown and dark.

That came up a lot. And they're being mean to her, and you're having that thing where I'm like, you don't know what she's like. She's in a rough patch or something. Yeah, you had to defend her. Don't fucking talk to her. No, but she did look pretty busted. And it was funny. That was my luck. Because people ask if I ever fucked any of the strippers ever on that gig.

That came up a lot. And they're being mean to her, and you're having that thing where I'm like, you don't know what she's like. She's in a rough patch or something. Yeah, you had to defend her. Don't fucking talk to her. No, but she did look pretty busted. And it was funny. That was my luck. Because people ask if I ever fucked any of the strippers ever on that gig.

We went back to the cousin's house. And it was just me and her waiting for another gig to come in. And that night, she started, like, digging her toes. Like, she was, like, laying on the couch. And she was, like, digging her toes, like, under my thing. Kind of like, and I was like, ah, I'm not here at your cousin's house. I was like, ah, dude, she has something now for sure. Yeah.

We went back to the cousin's house. And it was just me and her waiting for another gig to come in. And that night, she started, like, digging her toes. Like, she was, like, laying on the couch. And she was, like, digging her toes, like, under my thing. Kind of like, and I was like, ah, I'm not here at your cousin's house. I was like, ah, dude, she has something now for sure. Yeah.

And I never saw her ever again. Probably did. Yeah.

And I never saw her ever again. Probably did. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, there's no... We all thought that Jenna Jameson was, like, the example of, like, look, you could do it and kind of get mainstreamed and not, like, lose your sense about you. And then, you know, they have the video of her in night vision, like, breaking all the cameras in her house. You ever see her just, like, climbing ladders and just... It's night business.