Big Jay Oakerson

I apologize. I'm sorry.

I apologize. I'm sorry.

The little rice strings. You get the lettuce wraps, you're going to want those rice strings. You know, for crunch, as my grandma would say. My grandma would always put a piece of iceberg lettuce on every sandwich, and she would say, for crunch.

The little rice strings. You get the lettuce wraps, you're going to want those rice strings. You know, for crunch, as my grandma would say. My grandma would always put a piece of iceberg lettuce on every sandwich, and she would say, for crunch.

The little rice strings. You get the lettuce wraps, you're going to want those rice strings. You know, for crunch, as my grandma would say. My grandma would always put a piece of iceberg lettuce on every sandwich, and she would say, for crunch.

Yeah, my mom was real textury.

Yeah, my mom was real textury.

Yeah, my mom was real textury.

Well, the first order you guys are going to go to is a Costco because I've never, ever lived in a situation where it's like, how about we have toilet paper forever?

Well, the first order you guys are going to go to is a Costco because I've never, ever lived in a situation where it's like, how about we have toilet paper forever?

Well, the first order you guys are going to go to is a Costco because I've never, ever lived in a situation where it's like, how about we have toilet paper forever?

Yeah. You have to storage space. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I want to say things like, Christine, get up in that attic and pull down some of our fucking surplus of toilet paper.

Yeah. You have to storage space. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I want to say things like, Christine, get up in that attic and pull down some of our fucking surplus of toilet paper.

Yeah. You have to storage space. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I want to say things like, Christine, get up in that attic and pull down some of our fucking surplus of toilet paper.

You can only keep 60-some rolls out. Paper towels in the crawl space. Well, I'll tell you.

You can only keep 60-some rolls out. Paper towels in the crawl space. Well, I'll tell you.

You can only keep 60-some rolls out. Paper towels in the crawl space. Well, I'll tell you.

Well, a lot of people would argue with my toilet paper choice. I go Scott, and people say, well, it's rough. I respect it. It's rough, and I go. It's got a grip. It is rough, but that's what's going to pull the stuff out of there. I feel like all that quilted shit is just. Charming in the northern. It's too much. Yeah, it's too soft. Yeah.

Well, a lot of people would argue with my toilet paper choice. I go Scott, and people say, well, it's rough. I respect it. It's rough, and I go. It's got a grip. It is rough, but that's what's going to pull the stuff out of there. I feel like all that quilted shit is just. Charming in the northern. It's too much. Yeah, it's too soft. Yeah.

Well, a lot of people would argue with my toilet paper choice. I go Scott, and people say, well, it's rough. I respect it. It's rough, and I go. It's got a grip. It is rough, but that's what's going to pull the stuff out of there. I feel like all that quilted shit is just. Charming in the northern. It's too much. Yeah, it's too soft. Yeah.