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Big Jay Oakerson

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7886 total appearances

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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

It's not what I'm looking for. Now, that said, we can get into this for a second, because this is karma that I want to. Make sure it doesn't come my way. So I'm making wide apologies. Okay. This house is a septic tank. Okay. In fact, when we had the house inspected, one of the things they came to us with, which almost had us not getting the house, was that it needed a brand new septic.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

It's not what I'm looking for. Now, that said, we can get into this for a second, because this is karma that I want to. Make sure it doesn't come my way. So I'm making wide apologies. Okay. This house is a septic tank. Okay. In fact, when we had the house inspected, one of the things they came to us with, which almost had us not getting the house, was that it needed a brand new septic.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

It's not what I'm looking for. Now, that said, we can get into this for a second, because this is karma that I want to. Make sure it doesn't come my way. So I'm making wide apologies. Okay. This house is a septic tank. Okay. In fact, when we had the house inspected, one of the things they came to us with, which almost had us not getting the house, was that it needed a brand new septic.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

It was just outdated and dumb, which is a big job. Yeah. Technically, that fell on the sellers. Whoa. So they did it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

It was just outdated and dumb, which is a big job. Yeah. Technically, that fell on the sellers. Whoa. So they did it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

It was just outdated and dumb, which is a big job. Yeah. Technically, that fell on the sellers. Whoa. So they did it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

It's getting done. Or it's probably done by now, yeah.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

It's getting done. Or it's probably done by now, yeah.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

It's getting done. Or it's probably done by now, yeah.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Well, let me tell you something that I didn't like about this was when it came back, and it was my thing where I was like, hey, if they're not going to do that themselves, I'm not paying for it, adding that to the price of the house. Mm-hmm. And it was like they didn't push back at all. And there was some element where I was told it sounded like they didn't push back.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Well, let me tell you something that I didn't like about this was when it came back, and it was my thing where I was like, hey, if they're not going to do that themselves, I'm not paying for it, adding that to the price of the house. Mm-hmm. And it was like they didn't push back at all. And there was some element where I was told it sounded like they didn't push back.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Well, let me tell you something that I didn't like about this was when it came back, and it was my thing where I was like, hey, if they're not going to do that themselves, I'm not paying for it, adding that to the price of the house. Mm-hmm. And it was like they didn't push back at all. And there was some element where I was told it sounded like they didn't push back.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

And they were like, yeah, we kind of figured. Why don't you just fucking change it? Fucking rat. Dick face. You were going to shake my hand and then fucking have my shit coming out of my fucking lawn. You see me?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

And they were like, yeah, we kind of figured. Why don't you just fucking change it? Fucking rat. Dick face. You were going to shake my hand and then fucking have my shit coming out of my fucking lawn. You see me?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

And they were like, yeah, we kind of figured. Why don't you just fucking change it? Fucking rat. Dick face. You were going to shake my hand and then fucking have my shit coming out of my fucking lawn. You see me?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Yes, I found it on Zillow. Fan Realtor. Fan? Yeah, Realtor, who's a fan. Oh, okay. I thought that was some new company. Yeah, Fan Realtor. I don't remember those. They don't speak any English, but they are aggressive. You buy a house now. You sell me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Yes, I found it on Zillow. Fan Realtor. Fan? Yeah, Realtor, who's a fan. Oh, okay. I thought that was some new company. Yeah, Fan Realtor. I don't remember those. They don't speak any English, but they are aggressive. You buy a house now. You sell me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Yes, I found it on Zillow. Fan Realtor. Fan? Yeah, Realtor, who's a fan. Oh, okay. I thought that was some new company. Yeah, Fan Realtor. I don't remember those. They don't speak any English, but they are aggressive. You buy a house now. You sell me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

You sell me We went He went and took it To show it to us Which is a weird I've never done this process before So it is funny like Going in And then at some point Like when you walk through Especially when you're by yourself Not an open house You're seeing like Yourself in this Especially when you liked it. We liked it right away. So we were like, yo, this is actually pretty great. Nice place.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

You sell me We went He went and took it To show it to us Which is a weird I've never done this process before So it is funny like Going in And then at some point Like when you walk through Especially when you're by yourself Not an open house You're seeing like Yourself in this Especially when you liked it. We liked it right away. So we were like, yo, this is actually pretty great. Nice place.