Big Jay Oakerson
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
That's what I was at one point.
That's what you were.
You're an attractive dude, and you're also really funny.
You headline on stage.
You travel the world.
You make a lot of money.
For a chick, that's way more attractive than a dude that might have abs.
You know, what's going on here?
But do you think there's not a single hot 20-year-old girl in the world who is so attracted to his talent and loves his movies and is like, I'm sure it exists.
It does exist.
This is the dream where you have all these guys.
Let's go.
People show a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio on a yacht with two 21-year-old models.
People are like, he's disgusting.
It's like, he's the man.
I don't think she's doing that.
I think she's going, look at the fucking house that I live in.
This guy takes care of me.
Yeah, no, I just think that women are also way less visual creatures than men.
Like, we just want a pretty thing to fuck.