Big Jay Oakerson

Yeah, no, I just think that women are also way less visual creatures than men.

Like, we just want a pretty thing to fuck.

Women want to feel taken care of, and Al Pacino's gonna fucking take care of you like this.

No.

I hear that gums feel sharp.

Well, I remember I was hosting at the Cellar during that time, and I didn't, like, I just didn't know.

Like, I stayed the whole time.

Chappelle did, like, a four-and-a-half-hour set, and I'm sitting there waiting, like, to bring him offstage.

You're telling somebody else.

You're like, Mike Feeney, you'll be going on after this.

Yeah, dude, and then, yeah, like, somebody was like, one of the older comics was like, dude, you can just leave.

If Chappelle goes on, just go.

Like, it's not a big deal.

And then I said it to Esty, and I was like, oh, I found out you can just leave if Chappelle goes on.

She's like, no, you cannot.

You must stay the whole time.

I was like, fuck.

You don't tell her, you dumb dumb.

And then I said it, so then I was stuck every time that he came in, having to say it the whole time.

Oh, it was brutal.