Big Jay Oakerson

I went to get a new ID a couple years ago. That's not true. Must have been in the late 90s. No, I don't know, like two years ago over here. They've been threatening the real ID for five years now.

I don't know. I mean, it's the fifth today. They got two more days. The 11th hour. By the time this comes out, we'll all be screwed. But they really make it seem like it's like you're totally fucked. Or I could bring my passport, right?

I don't know. I mean, it's the fifth today. They got two more days. The 11th hour. By the time this comes out, we'll all be screwed. But they really make it seem like it's like you're totally fucked. Or I could bring my passport, right?

I don't know. I mean, it's the fifth today. They got two more days. The 11th hour. By the time this comes out, we'll all be screwed. But they really make it seem like it's like you're totally fucked. Or I could bring my passport, right?

Trying to cut down on shoe bombings. It's fucking bullshit. It is bullshit. I don't mind carrying my passport, though. All right, tough guy.

Trying to cut down on shoe bombings. It's fucking bullshit. It is bullshit. I don't mind carrying my passport, though. All right, tough guy.

Trying to cut down on shoe bombings. It's fucking bullshit. It is bullshit. I don't mind carrying my passport, though. All right, tough guy.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

Slick back your nuts and hold your dick back.

Slick back your nuts and hold your dick back.

Slick back your nuts and hold your dick back.

Remember he got out and he was so used to prison that when he had sex with a girl for the first time, he just flipped her over and aggressively butt-fucked her?

Remember he got out and he was so used to prison that when he had sex with a girl for the first time, he just flipped her over and aggressively butt-fucked her?

Remember he got out and he was so used to prison that when he had sex with a girl for the first time, he just flipped her over and aggressively butt-fucked her?

I don't think that's how it works. I don't think he goes, I'm his butt fucking. He was the captain in Miami Vice. I always loved him. He was. He always, him and Dane Cook are the two people I would describe people's cheeks as that. If someone had those cheeks. James Olmos cheeks.

I don't think that's how it works. I don't think he goes, I'm his butt fucking. He was the captain in Miami Vice. I always loved him. He was. He always, him and Dane Cook are the two people I would describe people's cheeks as that. If someone had those cheeks. James Olmos cheeks.

I don't think that's how it works. I don't think he goes, I'm his butt fucking. He was the captain in Miami Vice. I always loved him. He was. He always, him and Dane Cook are the two people I would describe people's cheeks as that. If someone had those cheeks. James Olmos cheeks.

And I had not had a petty in a long time. Woo. That just reminded me of. You lived under a bridge. This is good garbage. I went to Becky Owens' wedding. Down in Florida, right? Yeah, yeah. And I've lost weight. You look great, buddy. Thank you, man. And I know that, so I told Christine was meeting me down there.