Big Jay Oakerson

And I had not had a petty in a long time. Woo. That just reminded me of. You lived under a bridge. This is good garbage. I went to Becky Owens' wedding. Down in Florida, right? Yeah, yeah. And I've lost weight. You look great, buddy. Thank you, man. And I know that, so I told Christine was meeting me down there.

And I had not had a petty in a long time. Woo. That just reminded me of. You lived under a bridge. This is good garbage. I went to Becky Owens' wedding. Down in Florida, right? Yeah, yeah. And I've lost weight. You look great, buddy. Thank you, man. And I know that, so I told Christine was meeting me down there.

And I go, hey, can you just bring one of my black pairs of dress pants and black shirts?

And I go, hey, can you just bring one of my black pairs of dress pants and black shirts?

And I go, hey, can you just bring one of my black pairs of dress pants and black shirts?

Well, they're all the same size. It doesn't matter. I was like, and they're going to be a little big on me. So I was like, you know, make sure you bring a belt. I got a belt. That's even sweeter. People are complimenting you. It's baggy, huh? Sure. Yeah. Except I was even thinking to myself, maybe this is a tuck the shirt in situation. That's what you're thinking. Maybe.

Well, they're all the same size. It doesn't matter. I was like, and they're going to be a little big on me. So I was like, you know, make sure you bring a belt. I got a belt. That's even sweeter. People are complimenting you. It's baggy, huh? Sure. Yeah. Except I was even thinking to myself, maybe this is a tuck the shirt in situation. That's what you're thinking. Maybe.

Well, they're all the same size. It doesn't matter. I was like, and they're going to be a little big on me. So I was like, you know, make sure you bring a belt. I got a belt. That's even sweeter. People are complimenting you. It's baggy, huh? Sure. Yeah. Except I was even thinking to myself, maybe this is a tuck the shirt in situation. That's what you're thinking. Maybe.

Quite some time. It's been quite some time.

Quite some time. It's been quite some time.

Quite some time. It's been quite some time.

I mean, where I've, yeah, my wedding. That's pretty good, though. Yeah, yeah. So that's a long time ago. So I was like, maybe I'll tuck my shirt in. And then when I'm putting the clothes on, first thing I put the, I go to pull the pants up, where the shirt already looks hilarious on me. It's so wide is what looks so funny on it. So it's like, it looks like I'm wearing my dad's shirt.

I mean, where I've, yeah, my wedding. That's pretty good, though. Yeah, yeah. So that's a long time ago. So I was like, maybe I'll tuck my shirt in. And then when I'm putting the clothes on, first thing I put the, I go to pull the pants up, where the shirt already looks hilarious on me. It's so wide is what looks so funny on it. So it's like, it looks like I'm wearing my dad's shirt.

I mean, where I've, yeah, my wedding. That's pretty good, though. Yeah, yeah. So that's a long time ago. So I was like, maybe I'll tuck my shirt in. And then when I'm putting the clothes on, first thing I put the, I go to pull the pants up, where the shirt already looks hilarious on me. It's so wide is what looks so funny on it. So it's like, it looks like I'm wearing my dad's shirt.

And then I go to put the pants on when I, I mean, when I pull them up, they're not touching my body at all. Yeah. Whoa. And I was like, shit. I was like, well, thank God I have a belt. When I go put the belt on, it's suspender pants. There's no belt loops. There's no loops. There's no loops. I'm finding this out 30 minutes before we're supposed to be at wedding.

And then I go to put the pants on when I, I mean, when I pull them up, they're not touching my body at all. Yeah. Whoa. And I was like, shit. I was like, well, thank God I have a belt. When I go put the belt on, it's suspender pants. There's no belt loops. There's no loops. There's no loops. I'm finding this out 30 minutes before we're supposed to be at wedding.

And then I go to put the pants on when I, I mean, when I pull them up, they're not touching my body at all. Yeah. Whoa. And I was like, shit. I was like, well, thank God I have a belt. When I go put the belt on, it's suspender pants. There's no belt loops. There's no loops. There's no loops. I'm finding this out 30 minutes before we're supposed to be at wedding.

Nope. Why would you? What I had was... What is it, carrot top? Robin Williams?

Nope. Why would you? What I had was... What is it, carrot top? Robin Williams?

Nope. Why would you? What I had was... What is it, carrot top? Robin Williams?