Big Jay Oakerson

What I had was that belt that then became... I wore it... I left the shirt untucked. Okay. And I put the belt around the pants like a hillbilly with a rope keeping up his jeans. And then flipped him over? Yeah. Whoa. And then had to go like... And everyone's going, hey, man, why aren't you dancing? Like, I can't dance. Yeah. Jay, we know you love to dance.

What I had was that belt that then became... I wore it... I left the shirt untucked. Okay. And I put the belt around the pants like a hillbilly with a rope keeping up his jeans. And then flipped him over? Yeah. Whoa. And then had to go like... And everyone's going, hey, man, why aren't you dancing? Like, I can't dance. Yeah. Jay, we know you love to dance.

What I had was that belt that then became... I wore it... I left the shirt untucked. Okay. And I put the belt around the pants like a hillbilly with a rope keeping up his jeans. And then flipped him over? Yeah. Whoa. And then had to go like... And everyone's going, hey, man, why aren't you dancing? Like, I can't dance. Yeah. Jay, we know you love to dance.

Why are you not out there on the dance floor? I have a song in my heart. I love to move my body, but I can't tonight. They would have fell. I'm only doing slow dances. Every time I moved around, I felt like it was starting to come through. You had to pull it back up. You got your heart-shaped boxers on. He was like, why aren't you dancing? I don't want to dance.

Why are you not out there on the dance floor? I have a song in my heart. I love to move my body, but I can't tonight. They would have fell. I'm only doing slow dances. Every time I moved around, I felt like it was starting to come through. You had to pull it back up. You got your heart-shaped boxers on. He was like, why aren't you dancing? I don't want to dance.

Why are you not out there on the dance floor? I have a song in my heart. I love to move my body, but I can't tonight. They would have fell. I'm only doing slow dances. Every time I moved around, I felt like it was starting to come through. You had to pull it back up. You got your heart-shaped boxers on. He was like, why aren't you dancing? I don't want to dance.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, 36. 36.

Yeah, 36. 36.

Yeah, 36. 36.

XL, yeah, XL jacket, dude.

XL, yeah, XL jacket, dude.

XL, yeah, XL jacket, dude.

Goddamn fucking supermodel. It's under the belly still.

Goddamn fucking supermodel. It's under the belly still.

Goddamn fucking supermodel. It's under the belly still.

It's not even a great example. I wish I could get down to Matt Damon size. We bought a zoo, Matt Damon.

It's not even a great example. I wish I could get down to Matt Damon size. We bought a zoo, Matt Damon.