Bill Burr

Come around and fucking run through the gears and fucking go down the other side. And what do I see on the other side of the road? Where it was all nice and clear. Now there's major traffic. Because the dumb cunts. On the other side of the highway. Are slowing down to look at the shit. On my side of the highway. So now I got to sit through it fucking twice. And something told me.

Come around and fucking run through the gears and fucking go down the other side. And what do I see on the other side of the road? Where it was all nice and clear. Now there's major traffic. Because the dumb cunts. On the other side of the highway. Are slowing down to look at the shit. On my side of the highway. So now I got to sit through it fucking twice. And something told me.

Don't get off at the first exit Bill. Everybody has this idea. Go to the second exit. And you know. And then come back. And guess what I did. I ignored that instinct. Got off the first one. Fucking dead stop traffic. And the only way to get back on the highway is I got to make this a legal U-turn. And I don't give a fuck. I'm making it.

Don't get off at the first exit Bill. Everybody has this idea. Go to the second exit. And you know. And then come back. And guess what I did. I ignored that instinct. Got off the first one. Fucking dead stop traffic. And the only way to get back on the highway is I got to make this a legal U-turn. And I don't give a fuck. I'm making it.

Don't get off at the first exit Bill. Everybody has this idea. Go to the second exit. And you know. And then come back. And guess what I did. I ignored that instinct. Got off the first one. Fucking dead stop traffic. And the only way to get back on the highway is I got to make this a legal U-turn. And I don't give a fuck. I'm making it.

And I'm just sitting there cocksucking motherfucking dictator fucking cut all their fucking heads off. And I'm getting ready to make my illegal U-turn. And I just happen to look in my rearview mirror. And guess what's two cars behind me? A fucking cop.

And I'm just sitting there cocksucking motherfucking dictator fucking cut all their fucking heads off. And I'm getting ready to make my illegal U-turn. And I just happen to look in my rearview mirror. And guess what's two cars behind me? A fucking cop.

And I'm just sitting there cocksucking motherfucking dictator fucking cut all their fucking heads off. And I'm getting ready to make my illegal U-turn. And I just happen to look in my rearview mirror. And guess what's two cars behind me? A fucking cop.

Now I got to go straight. I said, fuck this. So I get in the right lane. And I just cruise up and I get out of his sight. I finally fucking turn around. I got I finally got into a good lane and I came back and then I got back under traffic again, looked at the same people looking at the same accident. There was nothing going on. And then I fucking finally was able to continue on.

Now I got to go straight. I said, fuck this. So I get in the right lane. And I just cruise up and I get out of his sight. I finally fucking turn around. I got I finally got into a good lane and I came back and then I got back under traffic again, looked at the same people looking at the same accident. There was nothing going on. And then I fucking finally was able to continue on.

Now I got to go straight. I said, fuck this. So I get in the right lane. And I just cruise up and I get out of his sight. I finally fucking turn around. I got I finally got into a good lane and I came back and then I got back under traffic again, looked at the same people looking at the same accident. There was nothing going on. And then I fucking finally was able to continue on.

And of course, I made the call. There was no problem. Nobody gave a shit. Nobody yelled at me. It was fine. I completely lost my shit. I got so fucking mad that when I saw the people on the other side of the road rubbernecking, I gave them the finger. And I was all the way to the right getting off the highway and I gave all of them the finger. Do you realize how immature that is?

And of course, I made the call. There was no problem. Nobody gave a shit. Nobody yelled at me. It was fine. I completely lost my shit. I got so fucking mad that when I saw the people on the other side of the road rubbernecking, I gave them the finger. And I was all the way to the right getting off the highway and I gave all of them the finger. Do you realize how immature that is?

And of course, I made the call. There was no problem. Nobody gave a shit. Nobody yelled at me. It was fine. I completely lost my shit. I got so fucking mad that when I saw the people on the other side of the road rubbernecking, I gave them the finger. And I was all the way to the right getting off the highway and I gave all of them the finger. Do you realize how immature that is?

I mean, I was just like, have you ever been embarrassed? About yourself. By yourself. Like I actually hit that level. Because like I stuck my whole fucking arm out the window. Giving him the finger. The person behind me could see it. Be like who's this guy giving the finger to? You know. I'm basically saying it wasn't one of my best moments. But anyways. As I mentioned earlier.

I mean, I was just like, have you ever been embarrassed? About yourself. By yourself. Like I actually hit that level. Because like I stuck my whole fucking arm out the window. Giving him the finger. The person behind me could see it. Be like who's this guy giving the finger to? You know. I'm basically saying it wasn't one of my best moments. But anyways. As I mentioned earlier.

I mean, I was just like, have you ever been embarrassed? About yourself. By yourself. Like I actually hit that level. Because like I stuck my whole fucking arm out the window. Giving him the finger. The person behind me could see it. Be like who's this guy giving the finger to? You know. I'm basically saying it wasn't one of my best moments. But anyways. As I mentioned earlier.

One of the great things is. Somebody showed me this exercise. For rehabbing. the rotator cuff and it's fucking been great. First of all, what you do is you basically, you, you bend over at the waist. No, you're not going to take it up the ass. Okay. Before anybody makes that easy joke, you let your arm hang down.

One of the great things is. Somebody showed me this exercise. For rehabbing. the rotator cuff and it's fucking been great. First of all, what you do is you basically, you, you bend over at the waist. No, you're not going to take it up the ass. Okay. Before anybody makes that easy joke, you let your arm hang down.

One of the great things is. Somebody showed me this exercise. For rehabbing. the rotator cuff and it's fucking been great. First of all, what you do is you basically, you, you bend over at the waist. No, you're not going to take it up the ass. Okay. Before anybody makes that easy joke, you let your arm hang down.