Bill Burr

No, I'm kidding.

Go in there, and I would just clear all your fucking shit out.

And I would fucking, yeah, and I would go live somewhere else.

And then I would have one last conversation with this guy and I would change my cell phone number.

And that's it.

And I don't know, depending on where the fuck you live, maybe you can just...

He won't be able to find you.

But yeah, this is just this is good.

This is the beginning.

This has the beginnings of someone that's going to stalk you and possibly do something fucking horrible.

Fuck this guy.

All right.

I wish my wife was here to hear this goddamn email.

She's always talking about, you know, fucking difficult a person I am.

You know, I'm going to fucking print this email out and put it on her side of the bed on the pillow.

I shouldn't be making jokes like this.

Yeah, I would get the fuck out of it.

And that's it.

And I would go find love with somebody that's excited that you got a new job, that you're going to be participating, and that lets you wear shorts when it's hot out.

There you go, everybody.