Bill Burr
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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And I didn't want to put you through that.
I don't know what to tell you, but I would get out of this.
And when somebody's violent like this, I would be concerned about your own safety.
So like I said, I would take a... This is what you do, all right?
I figure you sound like you're young, so you probably don't have that much shit.
So I would just whatever your friend is, that's going to help you move out.
You put the boxes together over her house.
All right.
And then you fucking go in there.
All right.
You just act like you're going to work and then you don't fucking go to work.
Okay.
And I would even tell your boss, just say, listen, I am living with a guy I have to break up with, and I'm afraid he's going to get violent.
So he's at work today.
I'm going to act like I'm going to work, and I'm going to clear my shit out of that.
And I think you should be fine.
And then you guys fucking β and he'd probably be like, you want some fucking help?
Because he's a good dude, and also maybe he's trying to fuck you.
Wait a minute.
Maybe your boyfriend's actually making a good point.