Bill Burr

I was kind of thinking like, wow, this is amazing.

You know, I haven't lost my temper or anything.

And then I went inside to ask for a flashlight.

And at this point, I had already, like, you know, gone out, got everybody breakfast.

I put together a basketball hoop.

I went down to go run an errand for my wife.

I'm running all around.

Everybody else is still in their fucking pajamas.

In other words, I'm having a dad, typical dad day, right?

So I go in and I ask my son for the flashlight.

I don't know where it is.

You know, and he walks like half a mile, an hour, and I finally just go, will you get the damn flashlight?

Of course, right, is... I didn't say goddamn.

I just said damn flashlight.

But, you know, every once in a while, you know, he knows what he's doing.

He doesn't want to do it, so he's pretending like he doesn't know where it is.

You know where it is.

You've been flashing that thing in my face for the last three days.

Like I got pulled over for drinking and driving.

You know where it is, so...