Bill Burr
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
He goes up and he gets the thing.
And I went down and I ended up finding it.
I had set it on top of the bench seat.
I didn't realize it was there.
And when I went to look behind the seat, I opened it fast and it fell down into the back of the seat.
Because the back of the seat doesn't have any material.
You can just see the springs and it fell down in there.
It was like a magic trick and I couldn't find the goddamn thing.
So then I found it.
Ran the errand and I came back.
Apologized to my wife.
You know, she appreciated it.
But it was only for a half a second.
You know?
Kissed her until she smiled.
And then I moved on.
There you go.
So that was all right.
Didn't beat myself up.
And now, you know, I'm looking for my sunblock.