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Bill Curtis

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3022 total appearances

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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

It's like, it's a hole.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

Holes get bigger.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

Yeah.

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Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

That's the thought.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

But apparently...

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

Here is your next limerick.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

While Luigi and Peach are not scoffing, what an awesome box to get sent off in.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

As you've laid down to rest, it is one final quest.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

Put more stars, wands, and coins on that coffin.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

Here's your last limerick.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

Highland cattle look fuzzy and snuggly, and visitors pose with them smugly.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

We need people to pass, not to stop and harass.

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Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

So we breed them to make them more fun.

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Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

Ugly?

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Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

I don't think I could tell the difference between an attractive cow and a less attractive cow.

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

Bill, how did Bill do on our quiz?

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Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

Bill was on top of it.

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Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

He got all three.

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Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

Very good job.

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Spirit Airlines, The Book of Mormon, and Grunting

Congratulations, Bill.