Bill Curtis

Was it A, by hitting short men with sticks and seeing if they got angrier than tall men?

B, by asking short men how much they might enjoy conquering Europe?

Or C, simply by asking a bunch of short men if they were compensating for something and they all said, no!

Yeah.

Your choice is C?

They just asked them and they all yelled no?

Yeah.

No, it was actually A. No!

What they did, and this is true, is they would wrap men of various heights on the knuckles with sticks, and they noted that shorter men would react with less anger than taller men.

All right, you have two more chances.

You get these right, you win.

Here we go.

It might surprise you who is a short king, or was, as in which of these examples?

A, Neil Armstrong, the astronaut, who meant to say that's one step for a small man.

B, Joseph Stalin, who was so short Harry Truman used to call him Lil' Squirt.

Or C, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, who originally wrestled under the nickname The Pebble.

I'm just asking, though, did you rely on the audience at your swimming?

It's like, what stroke?

What should I do?

Oh, fast?