Bill Curtis

It is amazing that they have reached 50 seasons of Survivor.

I thought they all starved to death on that island long ago.

But it's not surprising the show has been so successful.

Where else can you get to watch a 35-year-old orthodontist poop in the ocean?

I think it started in like 2002, around there.

Oh my gosh.

It's been on for a long time, Faith.

I was wondering about that myself.

On the very first episode, broadcast this last week, and this is true, a contestant tore his ACL and had to drop out.

It's like, yeah, this show really is 50.

All right, your last quote is some reactions to the debut of a redesign of a popular line of dolls.

So what dolls got a controversial makeover for their 40th anniversary this year?

I'm not, sir.

Yeah, not a big consumer of dolls, I take it.

No, I'm not.

Well, I'll give you a hint.

These things go great if you want to have marriages with your American boy dolls.

Oh, American Girl dolls.

American Girl dolls, yes.

For generations of children, the super wholesome American Girl dolls, each with represent a character from a real period in America's history, answered the question, what if a book were a doll?