Bill Curtis
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Here's your first limerick.
Right!
After winning a silver medal at the recent Winter Olympics, cross-country skier Ben Ogden credited his success to his hobby of knitting, saying it helps him relax.
Isn't it sweet?
He needed something to take his mind off the stress of skiing, but he still wanted to be holding little poles.
Right.
But that's the thing.
Like a heated rivalry about this guy is like, oh, I like to knit.
And the other guy's like, oh, I like to knit too.
And they sit there and they knit for six episodes.
All right, here is your next limerick.
Curling?
Curling, yes.
According to Bloomberg News, curling clubs are trying to leverage the excitement of the Olympics to make their sport the new pickleball.
Just like pickleball, it's easy to learn and fun to play.
And, of course, there's nothing seniors like better than walking on ice.
Imagine shuffleboard, but you can break your hip at any time.
All right, here is your last limerick.
Okay.
A bee orgy in Belgium.